BOOM ROAST MY LIFE:

Can be used as a verb, a noun, an adjective..anything really.
1)used to describe something most unfortunate in your life

EX. Sat at a stop light for 7 minutes...boom roast my life
EX. Ate a piece of moldy bread...boom roast my life
EX. Been sick for a month...boom roast my life
EX. I work at Red Robin...boom roast my life

Can be abbriviated: B.R.M.L